mystia: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u
anotherdoctorwhofangirl: one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i...
me: cries when i can't go to a concert
me: cries when i can go to a concert
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”